I am a canine. I work with a human. This human works for the Police. This human gets me to do all sorts of stuff I like.
I like to hunt, I am good at this but my reward is to chase a ball, sometimes.
My human master treats me well. Here I will tell you about some of the things we do, my human master and me. My master I call MHM, my human master you understand.
I am the one with the teeth, the canine dentistry. My human master is the one with the intelligence, so is the belief. Together we get things done. We are a team.
I have my opinions, they are mine. You have yours, they are yours. You cannot reason with me in terms that you can easily understand. I eat, I sleep, I ensure my line of succession continues. If you annoy or threaten me I will bite you. In my mind at least. That is what dogs do. If you don’t like it then just leave.
The only one who matters is MHM.